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Hey it's Sam!! I'm 16 turning 17 03/25/1997!
Ontario/ Canada
Send me a message and we should talk :)
Single and ready to mingle

send-a-smile:

"The Rape Poem to End All Rape Poems."

One of the best pieces of group spoken word poetry I’ve ever seen. WATCH IT. 

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h3adphonez:

it makes me feel better knowing she’s an assassin

(Source: corneliapornelia, via h-e-a-r-t--attack)

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francis-bonerfoy:

artist-refs:
How I do - Skirts by *rika-dono

francis-bonerfoy:

artist-refs:

How I do - Skirts by *rika-dono

(Source: artist-refs, via thegreatgay-tsby)

— 4 hours ago with 41421 notes

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

(via h-e-a-r-t--attack)

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mater-tenebrarum:

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

I bet it was a cat

mater-tenebrarum:

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

I bet it was a cat

(via hope--fully)

— 4 hours ago with 34364 notes

itgetsbetteryk:

Some of our handy handouts designed to help people learn about queer issues and identities!

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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE??!??!

super-natural73:

dirkhardpeck:

rudeandgingersansa:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

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I wonder if they have something for Oreos.

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they do.

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theadventuresofholmesandwatson:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron

(via pigsdonthaveeyebrows)

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