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Hey it's Sam!! I'm 16 turning 17 03/25/1997!
Ontario/ Canada
Send me a message and we should talk :)
Single and ready to mingle

brebuscus:

frosty-butt:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

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fuCKINF SHIT

(via thegreatgay-tsby)

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There are no words in my head, I have no vows.

(Source: addisonsmontgomery, via thegreatgay-tsby)

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morlarty:

Things i want in Series 4:

  • Drunk Moriarty
  • For it to happen before 2056
  • John to say ‘no shit, Sherlock’
  • John to get pissed off at Sherlock and shout ‘WILLIAM SHERLOCK SCOTT HOLMES’ to which Sherlock replies ‘JOHN HAMISH WATSON’
  • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’
  • Moriarty to walk into 221B with Staying alive playing from his phone and he just says ‘surprise, bitch’
  • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’

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chillalisonishere:

ijustloveyoutubers:

holy-trinity-batman:

Holy Trinity High Kicks

Hannah though!

It looks like gracehelbig kicks herself in the face

(via hartbigsexual)

— 1 minute ago with 197 notes

smelly-smelly-cat:

- Saturday Night Live 21x03 - David Schwimmer

thats the best thing everr

(Source: transponsters, via thegreatgay-tsby)

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illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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scienceshenanigans:

oceanicsteam:

But…but…~chemicals!~


I cannot stress this enough.

scienceshenanigans:

oceanicsteam:

But…but…~chemicals!~

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I cannot stress this enough.

(via sliceofbri)

— 2 minutes ago with 15470 notes

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

(Source: not-burnie, via spoken-not-written)

— 2 minutes ago with 139505 notes

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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